Thursday, January 21, 2010

A Flasher’s New Year’s Resolutions…

Spend more time flashing my friends and family.
Expose myself to the less fortunate.
Meet new people and dangle my junk in front of them.
Join gym to fit into smaller trench coat.
Learn to say, “Look at my sack!” in the Romance languages.
Try exposing taint for a change.
Be more fashionable by matching socks with pubic hair.
Stop and smell the roses. Then flash them.

No comments:

Post a Comment