Thursday, January 21, 2010

Cock Tease

A man asks his friend, “How many legs are there altogether on three roosters?”
“Uh, six!” the friend replies.
“How many beaks are there on four roosters?”
“Er, four!”
“Well smart guy, how many wings are there on 12 roosters?”
“Ah, jeez… 24!”
“OK, so how many teeth are in a cat’s mouth?”
“C’mon, guy-I have no idea.”
“Well, damn, you sure seem to know a lot more about cock than pussy!”

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