"I've had a rough day. I put my shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle fell off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
"I know I need some kind of athletic activity in my life, so I subscribed to a couple of health magazines. There's nothing better than kicking back with a cigarette, a Budweiser, and Prevention magazine... and reading about what nicotine, alcohol, and sloth will do to me. The anxiety alone raises my heart rate."
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