I now present the short play: "Terrell Owens and Jason Witten's Next Confrontation"
(Scene: the locker room)
Owens (to Witten): "You are a doo-doo head."
Witten: "I am rubber, you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
Owens: "Nuh-uh. Take that back, smellyface."
Witten: "OK. I will. Because, when you think about it, if something bounced off me, it probably also would bounce off you because you have terrible hands."
Owens (tearing up): "That's my hands, man."
(End scene)
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